June 2, 2013

2013 Random Schedule Drawing & Team-by-Team Assets

Hey guys!

Below is the random schedule drawing for the 2013 season (thanks to random.org).  No need to drag feet, here are the results...
 
Week 1, "Hot Chicks Week" -- Mark/Alan, Norris/Nathan, Patrick/Kirk, Paul/Kendall, Rookie/Joe, Russ/Derrick, Ben/Chad
Week 2, "8-Day Week" -- Alan/Nathan, Mark/Kirk, Norris/Kendall, Patrick/Joe, Paul/Derrick, Rookie/Chad, Russ/Ben
Week 3, "Ricky Week" -- Kirk/Alan, Nathan/Kendall, Mark/Joe, Norris/Derrick, Patrick/Chad, Paul/Ben, Rookie/Russ
Week 4, "Douche Week" -- Joe/Alan, Kendall/Derrick, Kirk/Chad, Nathan/Ben, Mark/Russ, Norris/Rookie, Patrick/Paul
Week 5, "Zeppelin Week" -- Patrick/Alan, Paul/Norris, Rookie/Mark, Russ/Nathan, Ben/Kirk, Chad/Kendall, Derrick/Joe
Week 6, "Free-for-All Week" -- Alan/Russ, Ben/Rookie, Chad/Paul, Derrick/Patrick, Joe/Norris, Kendall/Mark, Kirk/Nathan
Week 7, "Showdown Week" -- Alan/Derrick, Joe/Chad, Kendall/Ben, Kirk/Russ, Nathan/Rookie, Mark/Paul, Norris/Patrick
Week 8, "Weak Week" -- Alan/Ben, Chad/Russ, Derrick/Rookie, Joe/Paul, Kendall/Patrick, Kirk/Norris, Nathan/Mark
Week 9, "HATE Week" -- Chad/Alan, Derrick/Ben, Joe/Russ, Kendall/Rookie, Kirk/Paul, Nathan/Patrick, Mark/Norris
Week 10, "Quilt of Turds Week" -- Alan/Kendall, Kirk/Joe, Nathan/Derrick, Mark/Chad, Norris/Ben, Patrick/Russ, Paul/Rookie
Week 11, "Friendship Week" -- Rookie/Alan, Russ/Paul, Ben/Patrick, Chad/Norris, Derrick/Mark, Joe/Nathan, Kendall/Kirk
Week 12, "Bikini Biscuit Week" -- Alan/Norris, Patrick/Mark, Paul/Nathan, Rookie/Kirk, Russ/Kendall, Ben/Joe, Chad/Derrick
Week 13, "Quarter-Father Week" -- Alan/Paul, Rookie/Patrick, Russ/Norris, Ben/Mark, Chad/Nathan, Derrick/Kirk, Joe/Kendall

I hope you guys are happy with your schedules.  It's a perfectly balanced round-robin.  There is nowhere to hide.


Now for the team-by-team assets, which you can see below.  But first...

The CKL preseason trading window is now OPEN!

Remember a few things as you dive in:
  • When you agree to a deal, I need e-mail confirmation from BOTH parties.  Once I have that, I'll send out the official announcement to the league.
  • 18 assets.  That's the magic number.  Gotta stay at that number.
  • Used to be, you had to fill every roster requirement in the CKL Draft.  No longer.  There are certain roster limits (10 max at any one single position), but there are no minimums.  Don't want to draft a kicker?  Screw it, now you no longer have to.  Just be sure you field one for your first game, else it's curtains on your CKL career.  (That's right, gonna be a lot more hard-ass about that stuff this season.)
  • If you trade your redshirt player, know that your 14th round pick is still lost.  You cashed that in when you kept the redshirt player.  You can trade him, but your 14th round pick is gone.
  • If you're hazy or unsure about ANYTHING, don't just make an assumption, take the time to ask me.  I will be unbelievably responsive.
  • The 2012 CKL Draft is National Harbor.  We're getting close to RSVP time, so be thinking about how you'll make it work.  At the very least, you MUST be available to be online from 11:00 to around 5:00 for the draft.  These things run long.  Failure to attend the draft in any capacity leads to automatic expulsion from the league, so make the time.  Thanks.

Okay, below are the team-by-team assets!  (The formatting for draft pick numbering follows this pattern: 3.13, meaning 3rd round, 13th pick.)

Rookie -- Nth Degree
RB Darren McFadden
RB Lamar Miller
WR Roddy White
Pick 1.1 (#1 overall)
2.14
3.1
4.14
5.1
6.14
7.1
8.14
9.1
10.14
11.1
12.14
13.1
14.14
15.1 -- redshirt round!
 
Derrick -- Kick Azz Giants
QB Colin Kaepernick
RB David Wilson
TE Rob Gronkowski
Pick 1.2 (#2 overall)
2.13
3.2
4.13
5.2
6.13
7.2
8.13
9.2
10.13
11.2
12.13
13.2
14.13
15.2 -- redshirt round!
 
Joe -- Roo Tang Clan
QB Cam Newton
WR Percy Harvin
TE Jimmy Graham
Pick 1.3 (#3 overall)
2.12
3.3
4.12
5.3
6.12
7.3
8.12
9.3
10.12
11.3
12.12
13.3
14.12
15.3 -- redshirt round!
 
Patrick -- Glitterfist Lasersnakes
QB Peyton Manning
RB Darren Sproles
TE Jason Witten
Pick 1.4 (#4 overall)
2.11
3.4
4.11
5.4
6.11
7.4
8.11
9.4
10.11
11.4
12.11
13.4
14.11
15.4 -- redshirt round!
 
Alan -- Juris United
RB Maurice Jones-Drew
WR Demaryius Thomas
WR Dwayne Bowe
Pick 1.5 (#5 overall)
2.10
3.5
4.10
5.5
6.10
7.5
8.10
9.5
10.10
11.5
12.10
13.5
14.10
15.5 -- redshirt round!
 
Kirk -- Achilles Heels
QB Aaron Rodgers
RB Adrian Peterson
WR Mike Wallace
Pick 1.6 (#6 overall)
2.9
3.6
4.9
5.6
6.9
7.6
8.9
9.6
10.9
11.6
12.9
13.6
14.9
15.6 -- redshirt round!
 
Russ -- The Magic Stick
RB LeSean McCoy
RB Trent Richardson
WR Larry Fitzgerald
Pick 1.7 (#7 overall)
2.8
3.7
4.8
5.7
6.8
7.7
8.8
9.7
10.8
11.7
12.8
13.7
14.8
15.7 -- redshirt round!
 
Mark -- The Champeens
QB Matthew Stafford
RB Matt Forte
WR Cecil Shorts
Pick 1.8 (#8 overall)
2.7
3.8
4.7
5.8
6.7
7.8
8.7
9.8
10.7
11.8
12.7
13.8
14.7
15.8 -- redshirt round!
 
Paul -- Barclay Street Bruisers
QB Russell Wilson
RB Ray Rice
WR Randall Cobb
Pick 1.9 (#9 overall)
2.6
3.9
4.6
5.9
6.6
7.9
8.6
9.9
10.6
11.9
12.6
13.9
14.6
15.9 -- redshirt round!
 
Chad -- Double-O Daddy
QB Matt Ryan
RB Jamaal Charles
WR Antonio Brown
WR Chris Givens (redshirt)
Pick 1.10 (#10 overall)
2.5
3.10
4.5
5.10
6.5
7.10
8.5
9.10
10.5
11.10
12.5
13.10
14.5 -- pick forfeited due to kept redshirt.
15.10 -- redshirt round!
 
Kendall -- Pink Nightmare
RB Arian Foster
RB Alfred Morris
WR A.J. Green
Pick 1.11 (#11 overall)
2.4
3.11
4.4
5.11
6.4
7.11
8.4
9.11
10.4
11.11
12.4
13.11
14.4
15.11 -- redshirt round!
 
Nathan -- THUNDER BEAR
QB Robert Griffin III
RB Doug Martin
WR Brandon Marshall
Pick 1.12 (#12 overall)
2.3
3.12
4.3
5.12
6.3
7.12
8.3
9.12
10.3
11.12
12.3
13.12
14.3
15.12 -- redshirt round!
 
Ben -- Jesus the Moose
QB Drew Brees
RB Marshawn Lynch
WR Calvin Johnson
Pick 1.13 (#13 overall)
2.2
3.13
4.2
5.13
6.2
7.13
8.2
9.13
10.2
11.13
12.2
13.13
14.2
15.13 -- redshirt round!
 
Norris -- Blackpool Penguins
QB Tom Brady
RB C.J. Spiller
WR Julio Jones
Pick 1.14 (#14 overall)
2.1
3.14
4.1
5.14
6.1
7.14
8.1
9.14
10.1
11.14
12.1
13.14
14.1
15.14 -- redshirt round!