PLAYOFF SEEDS:
1 Trophy Husband
2 Blackpool Penguins
3 SALT MY BORSCHT
4 Pink Nightmare
5 L7 Half-Orc Sorcerers
6 GleepGlop’s Hypotenoids
Rookie and Norris have first round byes.
Paul chooses the matchups for the first round, needing to “call out” his opponent. We’ll wait for that before I get everything arranged on the ESPN site.
Meanwhile, the Conso Tourney bracket is set.
Here's what's at stake there:
7th place, conso winner -- #1 overall pick
8th place -- 5 balls, 20% chance for the #2 pick
9th place -- 5 balls, 20% chance for the #2 pick
10th place -- 3 balls, 12% chance for the #2 pick
11th place -- 5 balls, 20% chance for the #2 pick
12th place -- 3 balls, 12% chance for the #2 pick
13th place -- 3 balls, 12% chance for the #2 pick
14th place -- 1 pity ball, 4% chance for the #2 pick
Moving into our first season of SUPERFLEX in 2020, those premium picks are more... uh... premium than ever.
December 3, 2019
November 26, 2019
2019 Season - PLAYOFFS AND STUFF
STANDINGS AFTER WEEK 12
1 Trophy Husband 10-2 / 1433.5
2 L7 Half-Orc Sorcerers 8-4 / 1310
3 Blackpool Penguins 7-5 / 1445.1
4 SALT MY BORSCHT 7-5 / 1410.9
5 Pink Nightmare 7-5 / 1334.1
6 The Magic Stick 7-5 / 1271.6
7 GleepGlop’s Hypotenoids 6-6 / 1430.4
8 OO DADDY 6-6 / 1237.3
9 D2F Ratio 5-7 / 1303.7
10 Southwest Cactus Jockeys 5-7 / 1283.8
11 Jake Plummer’s Handball Dream 5-7 / 1224.5
12 The Revolting Arabs 4-8 / 1253.3
13 Sexy Badasses 4-8 / 1222.2
14 Womp Wampas 3-9 / 1238.5
IN ORDER OF POINTS SCORED
1 Blackpool Penguins 7-5 / 1445.1
2 Trophy Husband 10-2 / 1433.5
3 GleepGlop’s Hypotenoids 6-6 / 1430.4
4 SALT MY BORSCHT 7-5 / 1410.9
5 Pink Nightmare 7-5 / 1334.1
6 L7 Half-Orc Sorcerers 8-4 / 1310
7 D2F Ratio 5-7 / 1303.7
8 Southwest Cactus Jockeys 5-7 / 1283.8
9 The Magic Stick 7-5 / 1271.6
10 The Revolting Arabs 4-8 / 1253.3
11 Womp Wampas 3-9 / 1238.5
12 OO DADDY 6-6 / 1237.3
14 Sexy Badasses 4-8 / 1222.2
You guys know how this works. Top five teams in the
standings make the playoffs, then the highest-scoring team from the nine that
remain makes it in as the sixth seed.
IF THE PLAYOFFS STARTED TODAY…
1-seed, 1st round bye – Trophy Husband
2-seed, 1st round bye – L7 Half-Orc Sorcerers
3-seed – Blackpool Penguins
4-seed – SALT MY BORSCHT
5-seed – Pink Nightmare
6-seed, Jenna von Oÿ – GleepGlop’s Hypotenoids
Corey and Vic/Heath are set to make their first-ever playoff
appearances if things hold up!
WEEK 13 MATCHUPS
5 Pink Nightmare 7-5 / 1334.1 // 11 Jake Plummer’s Handball
Dream 5-7 / 1224.5
1 Trophy Husband 10-2 / 1433.5 // 2 L7 Half-Orc Sorcerers
8-4 / 1310
6 The Magic Stick 7-5 / 1271.6 // 8 OO DADDY 6-6 / 1237.3
3 Blackpool Penguins 7-5 / 1445.1 // 13 Sexy Badasses 4-8 /
1222.2
4 SALT MY BORSCHT 7-5 / 1410.9 // 9 D2F Ratio 5-7 / 1303.7
7 GleepGlop’s Hypotenoids 6-6 / 1430.4 // 12 The Revolting
Arabs 4-8 / 1253.3
10 Southwest Cactus Jockeys 5-7 / 1283.8 // 14 Womp Wampas
3-9 / 1238.5
So, essentially, Nathan, Chad, Kirk, and Ryan each have
nice, fat, plump chances to play the spoiler role in the last week of the
regular season. With four teams in the 7-5 scrum and only three guaranteed
playoff spots for those teams, someone is going to be left out in the cold.
Heath and Vic are pulling hard for Norris to win his game against Kirk OR at
least one of Kendall, Russ, or Paul to lose, because otherwise they might lose out
on Jenna. Russ needs a win and a Norris/Kendall/Paul loss in order to sneak in.
Et cetera. It’s complicated, and the week 13 scoring numbers will matter for a
lot of teams. Should be a fantastic week of fantasy football! We’re trying to
build legacies. Speaking of which…
PLAYOFF APPEARANCES BY COACH, PLAYOFF PERCENTAGE, (CUPS
WON):
Ryan – 2 playoff appearances out of 3 seasons played, .667 playoff percentage, (1 Cup won)
Ryan – 2 playoff appearances out of 3 seasons played, .667 playoff percentage, (1 Cup won)
Kendall – 11 playoff appearances out of 17 seasons, .647 playoff
percentage, (4 Cups won)
Yado – 3/5, .600, (0)
Yado – 3/5, .600, (0)
Rookie – 8/15, .533, (1)
Joe – 8/17, .470, (1)
Norris – 3/8, .375, (0)
Norris – 3/8, .375, (0)
Kirk – 5/14, .357, (0)
Ben – 4/13, .308, (2)
Nathan – 5/17, .294, (1)
Paul – 5/17, .294, (1)
Russ – 4/15, .267 (1)
Chad – 3/13, .231, (1)
Corey – 0/4, .000, (0)
Heath – 0/2, .000, (0)
Vic – 0/0, .000, (0)
Paul – 5/17, .294, (1)
Russ – 4/15, .267 (1)
Chad – 3/13, .231, (1)
Corey – 0/4, .000, (0)
Heath – 0/2, .000, (0)
Vic – 0/0, .000, (0)
And for everyone who ends up in the Conso Tourney, another
reminder of the ping pong balls.
Playoff teams are awarded the following picks in the
upcoming draft:
1st place (CKL Cup Winner!) -- #13 overall pick
2nd place -- #14 overall pick
3rd place -- #11 overall pick
4th place -- #12 overall pick
5th place -- #9 overall pick
6th place -- #10 overall pick
The winner of the consolation tournament receives the #1 pick in the upcoming draft, along with the power to decide the keeper declaration order.
Otherwise, your draft lottery odds are based on "ping pong balls" (ala the NBA draft lottery), as follows:
7th place, conso winner -- #1 overall pick
8th place -- 5 balls, 20% chance for the #2 pick
9th place -- 5 balls, 20% chance for the #2 pick
10th place -- 3 balls, 12% chance for the #2 pick
11th place -- 5 balls, 20% chance for the #2 pick
12th place -- 3 balls, 12% chance for the #2 pick
13th place -- 3 balls, 12% chance for the #2 pick
14th place -- 1 pity ball, 4% chance for the #2 pick
Good luck in week 13 and into the postseason, guys!
August 22, 2019
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