Wednesday FAABnalysis -- 12/12/12

To it, quickly...

• 17 total claims
• 7 cash claims
• $23 spent
• $3.29 per cash claim

Jon Baldwin -- $6 to Mark

dropped: Mario Manningham / other bids: $0 to Joe

Baldwin is a hulking wide receiver whose game I really like.  He's also the Chiefs' de facto #1 receiver, for whatever that's worth, with Brady Quinnjuice throwing shot puts at him.

Jon's the one with the dickhead hat.

Clay Harbor -- $6 to Norris

other bids: $2 to Alan

What did they do on Magnum P.I. when Tom Selleck went down?  They cancelled the fucking show.  What do the Eagles do when Brent Celek goes down?  They try some weird spin-off where T.C. and Higgins become a gay couple and get into adventures in the helicopter.

Fuck yeah!

Dumpster Diving...

Rod Streater, $4 to Ben -- Meet the new Denarius Moore.  Younger... stronger... bigger... yet still shagging passes by that sausage-stuffed colostomy bag Carson Palmer.  Also, there's no "a" in Streeter, asshole.

LaMichael James, $3 to Mark -- We always play at the possibility of one of these claims becoming an actual keeper-quality player.  We say it could happen, but I don't think anyone ever actually believes it.  Well, in this case, I actually believe it.  Is it so difficult to imagine Frank Gore going down and the electric LaMichael James exploding to lead the 49ers to the Super Bowl?

Yadda, yadda, yadda, gotta spend to win.  Here's a pic of Shiva.  Love that girl.

Shivakamini Somakandarkram Shivakamini