Wednesday…
Kirk: Alright Ben time to do the picks for this week. 1:02 PM
Kirk: If like to start by saying that I think the Disney corporation was responsible for me putting in Cecil Shorts last week 1:08 PM
Kirk: I sported the logo of Snow White in BDSM equipment last week. 1:09 PM
Kirk: The Disney snipes trolled the board, found the pic, and subvert any player info. After all, they own ESPN. 1:09 PM
Ben: That was some Mickey Mouse bullshit, man. 1:28 PM
Ben: On the other hand, I second guessed my gut and sat Knowshon, so... 1:28 PM
Ben: How many did we get right last week? 1:32 PM
Kirk: I'll check the number 1:33 PM
Kirk: Okay we both got the Kendall game. We missed Russ and Rookie. You got Chad I missed Patrick. You missed picking me, I got picking against you. 4:31 PM
Kirk: Both nailed Norris and picked his team to win. Both got Mark over Joe. We both went 4 out of 7. So better than average. 4:33 PM
Kirk: Let's start this week with the Bear and the Champs 4:37 PM
Thunder Bear vs. The Champeens
ESPN Gameline: Mark by 29.5
Kirk: Nathan is running with Hotdog Palmer (QB), Smok-a Bush (RB), B Marshall (WR), V Jax (WR), Roddy White (WR), Jordan Cameron (TE). The Red Queen holds this roster in judgement 4:40 PM
Ben: Yeah, be careful calling Mark the "Champs". 4:41 PM
Ben: Although his team looks pretty damn good. 4:41 PM
Kirk: To that point, the Chimps are running M Stafford (QB), Forte (RB), Eddie Lacy (RB), Edelman (WR), Reggie Wayne (WR), and Indy's (TE) 4:43 PM
Ben: Dang, Fulton! 4:44 PM
Kirk: I think Nathan is still very weak. Mainly because he is throwing away a dozen points a game with weak QBs like Go-longer 4:45 PM
Ben: I am betting this is Lacy's breakout week. 4:45 PM
Ben: Seattle was just a rough start for the Packers. 4:45 PM
Kirk: Yeah that was tough for all of us beating on the Cheese. 4:46 PM
Kirk: or betting on the Cheese. 4:46 PM
Ben: Chimps outsmart Bear. 4:46 PM
Ben: Leave me out of your cheese beating. 4:47 PM
Kirk: Yeah Chimps it is. 4:47 PM
Kirk: You know you love how I beat my cheese. It brings all the boys to the yard. 4:47 PM
Pink Nightmare vs. Glitterfist Lasersnakes
ESPN Gameline: Patrick by 7.3
Kirk: Pink and Patrick next. 4:48 PM
Ben: This is a juicy one! 4:49 PM
Kirk: Pink is M Ryan (QB), Nicky Giovani Bernard (RB), Jamaal Charles (RB), Cordarrelle Patterson (WR), M Floyd (WR) and Dennis Pitta (TE). 4:50 PM
Kirk: Fists of Glitter sport T Brades (QB), Arian Foster (RB) Mark Ingram (RB), Andre Johnson (WR), Dezy B (WR), and Greg Olsen (TE) 4:52 PM
Kirk: Right now Patrick is favored by 8ish 4:52 PM
Ben: Tough to bet against Kendall, but maybe... 4:53 PM
Ben: Year after year after year. How does he put it together? 4:56 PM
Ben: Also, Patrick's team reminds me of a rough song lyric this week. 4:57 PM
Ben: "I remember the first time you kissed me. Now I want you to fist me." 4:58 PM
Kirk: I guess the question is do you believe that Brady will top 20 5:01 PM
Kirk: against the Vikings. 5:01 PM
Kirk: And do you think sitting J Maclin against Indy is the right move, when Malcolm Floyd playing the Giants. 5:03 PM
Kirk: I think Brady tops 20. That should not be a problem. 5:03 PM
Kirk: I think Jeremy Maclin is a worse play than Malcolm Floyd. 5:04 PM
Kirk: Kendall is the playing it smart with that choice.. And I think Floyd is 12+ the weekend. That closes the gap a bit. 5:05 PM
Kirk: Do you think Cordarrelle Patterson (WR) gets 17 points against the Patriots? 5:06 PM
Ben: That is a tall order, but dude looked legit last week. 5:08 PM
Ben: The Falcon receivers are healthy for Matt Ryan, too. 5:09 PM
Ben: So yeah, Pink gets W #2 5:09 PM
Kirk: I am going with Kendall here. It hurts my spirit to pick Patrick to win ever, especially against the chosen one. 5:10 PM
Ben: We are all jealous of Kendall and all know Patrick is evil. 5:14 PM
Ben: I stand by that until we get a chance to meet in person. Bet I love the guy in person. 5:15 PM
Kirk: To Rook and Doc we go. 5:16 PM
Kick Azz Giants Vs. Hump Pussy
ESPN Gameline: Rookie by 28.8
Kirk: Doc is going CappyKnick (QB), Shane Vereen (RB), Ryan Matthews (RB), Markus Colston (WR), D Jax (WR), and Gronk (TE). ...wow that hurts your dick. 5:18 PM
Kirk: Doc what the fuck is going on? 5:21 PM
Kirk: Copulating Cat is Manning (QB), Francis Gore (RB), L Bell (RB), Randy Corn Cobb (WR), D Hopkins (WR), and Kylie Rudolph (TE) 5:20 PM
Ben: If Julius Thomas is the new Gronk, then what does that make Gronk? 5:25 PM
Ben: And hate to say it, but that is the only player I like on the team. 5:28 PM
Ben: Dookie runs away with it. 5:28 PM
Ben: Of course I haven't even looked at matchups yet. 5:29 PM
Ben: Sorry man, this is where I disappear for 60+ minutes... 5:29 PM
Ben: Did I say 60 minutes? I meant 120. Ugh! 7:21 PM
Kirk: No Problem.... 7:46 PM
Kirk: Okay so what lead you to not playing Knowshow Moreno last week? 11:25 AM
Ben: Probably an ACC bias paired with the hopes of having the next Randy Moss rookie year. 12:49 PM
Ben: And general stupidity... 12:49 PM
Ben: Oh, and the Lamar Miller timeshare. 12:50 PM
Kirk: Okay we'll finish this up is 90? 10:51 AM
Ben: I have an hour until my next commitment. 11:08 AM
Ben: Then the day gets hairy. 11:09 AM
Kirk: Okay I understand. 11:35 AM
Kirk: I'll try to limp along. 11:35 AM
The Hezballers vs. Jesus the Moose
ESPN Gameline: Ben by 7.7
Kirk: Ben you are sporting a 7 point plus spread on Yado "Rain Man" Yakub. 2:37 PM
Kirk: Yado had to spend to pick up Justin Forsett after dropping Ray Rice. However after seeing a 7.2 performance, do you think he spent too much? 2:38 PM
Kirk: Also as a side bar...I got you with the W. 2:39 PM
Ben: Remains to be seen on Forsett, but this isn't what Yado had hoped for his first game. 2:43 PM
Ben: I am fairly delighted by it. 2:43 PM
Ben: And yeah, I better win this one. 2:44 PM
Kirk: Shout out to Rain Man, there have been a lot owners over the years too much of a pussy to spend the money. Good job on the balls out approach, however I stick by my $12 bid 2:45 PM
Kirk: Okay time for me and Norris. 2:46 PM
The Sexy Badasses vs. Blackpool Penguins
ESPN Gameline: Kirk by 14.3
Ben: Tough one for you. Norris looks like the team to beat. 2:47 PM
Ben: And he knows it (arrogant bastard). 2:47 PM
Kirk: I am sporting the Aaron Rodgers, AP (RB), Keenan Allen (WR), Golden (When the Fuck is Welker coming back again?) Tate (WR), and Gerhart (RB) 2:49 PM
Ben: Is the shine off Rodgers for you. 2:49 PM
Kirk: That is a decent question, but no. Rodgers is still in the conversation of Top 5 QBs. He had a bad game. Try that question again in 3 weeks and we'll see 2:50 PM
Kirk: Norris mounts Luck (QB), Murray (RB), C Johnson (RB), AJ Green (WR), Vernon Davis (TE), and Julio Jones (WR). 2:51 PM
Kirk: I am hoping my new addition of Harry Pornstar Douglas will sap away some of the Julio Jones threat. 2:52 PM
Ben: Luck falling to Norris in the draft still amazes me. 2:52 PM
Ben: Good luck with that - Harry D. 2:53 PM
Kirk: I completely agree. That would never happen if we ran that draft again a 100 times 2:54 PM
Kirk: ESPN has me by 21 points in this game, but that is because my late round and waiver wire IDPs blew up last week. I want to win. But you are calling Norris 2:55 PM
Kirk: That is the safe bet this week. 2:56 PM
Ben: Sorry man, what Blackpool did last week means I gotta predict on that side. 2:56 PM
Voodoo Brown vs. Barclay Street Bruisers
ESPN Gameline: Paul by 4.7 (missing one IDP)
Kirk: Joe vs Paul. Old South Match 3:00 PM
Kirk: I love it when Joe and Paul play. It's like watching my 2 brothers beat the crap out of each other. 3:01 PM
Ben: Paul showed me something last week. I underestimated his team by a long shot. 3:01 PM
Ben: But maybe that was a high point for Julius Thomas. 3:01 PM
Kirk: Paul is running. Andy Dalton (QB, Money Ball (RB), Julius Thomas (TE), Brandin Cooks (WR), Mike Wallace (WR), Alshon Jeffery (WR)....triple wide 3:03 PM
Kirk: I'm going the start referring to this as the Devil's Three-way. Are we good with that? 3:03 PM
Ben: Oh yes. 3:04 PM
Ben: Brandin with an I gets me every time. 3:04 PM
Kirk: It's like Brian with a "Y" 3:04 PM
Kirk: Joe has the curse of RG3 (QB), then Doug Martin (RB), Terrance West (RB), Larry Fitz (WR), Margise Lee (WR), and Jimmy Jam (TE) 3:05 PM
Kirk: Terrance West is the bell of the ball on the CBS Fantasy Podcast, and Lee is going to get attention after my Cecil Shorts is out this week...fucking again 3:06 PM
Kirk: I think Joe has some magic fucking sauce on his side 3:07 PM
Kirk: But I think Paul is 2 Legit to Quit this week. I give it to Paul 3:09 PM
Funny -
Ben: I'll say it again: Joe's team has potential, but they all need to perform to get the job done. Too many risks of a shit week. 3:16 PM
Ben: Paul moving to 2-0 3:16 PM
Kirk: Last one: Chad vs. Russ. My vote for game of the week. 3:17 PM
Double-O Daddy vs The Magic Stick
ESPN Game Line: Russ by 5.6
Kirk: Chad: Nick Foles (QB), Alfred Morris (RB), Antionio Brown (WR), E-man Sands (WR), Delanie Walker (TE), Carlos Hyde (RB). 3:17 PM
Kirk: I’m Surprised that Chad went with Hyde over Bernard Pierce (RB) with Ray Rice out. 3:17 PM
Kirk: Russ is Russel Wilson (QB), Rashad Jennings (RB), LeeeeSean McCoy (RB), Jordy Nelson (WR), Michael Crabtree (WR), and the Bengals TE 3:18 PM
Kirk: Last week I picked against type and went for Russ to win. Because he fucking hates me, he lost. My rule from now on is to pick against Russ in a tight game 3:21 PM
Ben: I don't know, he has the only player I like in this bunch. 3:22 PM
Kirk: I don't think Hyde will do as weel this week for Chad. I see him as a strong fill in RB in our league. 3:22 PM
Ben: Without LeSean, I wouldn't want to pick anyone. 3:22 PM
Kirk: I like Jordy Nelson. I like Wilson and Foles, and I like Alfred Morris even though he plays for the Racist-Skins. 3:24 PM
Kirk: And I am starting to like Carlos Hyde more and more as I am reading about him. Good pick Champ 3:26 PM
Ben: There are too many negative plays on his name for him to succeed. 3:27 PM
Ben: Jekyll and Hyde; don't believe the Hyde; and so on 3:27 PM
Ben: Destined to fail so we can all have fun with that. 3:28 PM
Ben: I am going Russ. 3:28 PM
Kirk: Did you think Carlos Hyde was Mexican when I texted his name 3:29 PM
Kirk: Or did you know who he was before this conversation 3:29 PM
Ben: No. His last name doesn't end in O or Z, so I figured he had other heritage. 3:30 PM
Kirk: I thought he was Mexican, or Guatemalan until maybe 20 minutes ago. 3:31 PM
Kirk: Okay boss, get back to your plush prison running your empire of ants. 3:31 PM
Ben: Don't forget my contract with the fluffing agency. 3:32 PM
Kirk: How could I? I rent them out almost weekly. 3:33 PM
Till Next time...
As a bonus this week. Here is the full 14:38 minute long Too Legit...enjoy
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