True Story

Saddle up, kids.  Time to ride Daddy to another fantasy football championship.
PS -- That's my version of Vince Lombardi's fedora.

Recently, Becky (my wife) overheard me telling someone that "fantasy football draft weekend is my favorite weekend of the year."  I could tell she was trying to decide whether or not to be pissed off by that comment, so I said to her: "C'mon, hun, don't be mad.  You know if I had 51 draft weekends every year and only one weekend with you and the kids... there'd be a 51-way tie for my favorite weekend of the year."