Double-O Daddy (4-4-) vs. Juris United (3-5)
I don't know, Chad, the trade was fair and all, but Jammy C is looking like prime real estate in the CKL. I'd understand if the move made you a clear shot to a championship. Funny thing is, with so many 4-4 teams, maybe it puts you in the playoffs. Maybe your guys go on a run and maybe it all falls in place. Hell, it happened to me out of nowhere.
But did you have to trade him to the fucking Yankees?
Luckily, you draw a Juris team that has stumbled into three wins and has four starters on bye and another still out with an injury. Unless the Falcons hand the ball off 50 times to a Steven Jackson who has turned back the clock five years on his career, we'll be looking at a 5-4 DOOD.
Chad by at least 15
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| She's all yours, Chad. |
Voodoo Brown (4-4) vs. The Magic Stick (7-1) - The Silky Johnson
Is this the week The Magic Stick is forced to don that two-year old condom that has been patiently awaiting its turn on his wallet? It sure seems like as likely a week as any with the bye-week bullshit really hitting hard. Russ is has been on a roll, but both Fitz and Knowshon are out and replaced by fantasy giants Nate Washington and Jordan Reed.
You could do a lot worse, but the Voodoo is showing some signs of life. Joe's constant trading ways have landed him with a solid team and in the 4-4 mix. Be proud, Mr. Fantastic, the team you drafted would not have had you here. Just to refresh everyone's knowledge, because the Brown changes every week, Joe roster consists of Andrew Luck (one of two remaining players from the draft), Jimmy Graham (the other), Ryan "I can't believe I am not on Juris United" Matthews, Josh "Who's my QB this week" Gordon, Keenan Allan, and Zac "Holy shit, I am really good" Stacey.
I am going to call this one the match of the week. It feels like it will come down to the wire, but I'll call the upset. Voodoo by 2.
Pink Nightmare (7-1) vs. Sic Semper Blahbity Blah (2-6) - The Hate Bowl
Anyone else disappointed at this year's message board related to the Hate Bowl? I mean it has started to ramp up a bit on the score smack board, but I miss the loathing, the ire, and the new curse words I usually learn. BTW - how does one keep up with the latest offensive slang, Kendall?
As if Kendall's team needed to look any tougher or even more set for the next five years, he has managed to land this year's best RB (thanks again Chad). So even if he doesn't manage to outsmart us all for a 6th cup, you can guarantee he'll be nice-game-buddying his way to another one in the very near future. AJ Green has already put up decent numbers and Romo is throwing against the hapless Vikings, so, yeah.
But the line on this one wasn't too bad, at around 17 points. Rookie has some nice names on the roster with great breakout potential who all seem to have gone as cold as Mike London's arrival at Scott Stadium. I just don't know how The Rex can outscore Pink when his hottest player is Golden Tate.
Pink by 10
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| Or perhaps London's reception is hot? |
The Champeens (4-4) vs. Chocolate Squirrel (2-6)
NEW TEAM NAME ALERT! Chocolate Squirrel - interesting. Tasty, hollow, odd, not the usual animal, small, rodent-like, no one truly wants it. Yep, that sums up Norris's team fairly well so far. You have hit on hard times my friend and there is not much to do. If Tom Brady is flopping on you, it may be time to pack it up and wait for next year.
The 'Peens are on a bit of a run and also get to lust after Jenna (promise not to post her again for you Mark), although current Mark is in without her. There is a lot of bye-week madness to make up here too, but with Forte as the only game in Chicago and Eddie Lacy breakout in cheeseville, it seems very likely that Mark takes home his third in a row. I am still amazed that Jason Campbell is somehow a fantasy starter though.
Champeens by 12
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| I lied. At least you get adult Jenna, Mark. |
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