November 27, 2013

Week 12 Numbers

Not gonna do a full blown Nits with the holiday, so here are the penultimate tables for your review during Turkey Day football game commercials.

Thankful for this league and you guys, you guys.

All Play Table

  • And down the stretch they come! After hanging back a bit Russ has made a big move and is definitely in play. Ben shit the bed last week, allowing for a true three way race in Week 13. Exciting! First seed on the line and the All Play title.
  • Mark, Nathan, and Chad aren't unrealistic as the final three playoff seeds, and this table supports that.
  • Paul, Joe, and Kirk have shots too, especially Joe and Kirk. Kirk only has a better record than four teams, and he might be the fifth seed. See the next table for an explanation.
  • Doesn't look like Derrick is going to be able to avoid the basement.

Luck Table

  • Sexy, a Badass, AND lucky!? Unfair. Over two games above expectation, can Kirk package his good fortune into a playoff spot?
  • Rookie, ouch.

Hotness Table

  • Ben certainly looks like the number one seed, but he'll need to overcome a down week and probably a win to seal the deal.
  • Told you Juris was on fire.
  • Kirk: lucky as hell and cold as ice. What a weird profile.

Jenna Table

  • Looks like a slam dunk for Mark, but keep in mind that THUNDER BEAR and Double-O Daddy could get involved, both of who are closer to Mark than anyone else.
  • It would take a miracle for Paul to steal Jenna.
  • Mark has danced with her most of the year, time to unwrap the condom.


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