Week 6: Predictions and Promises - Part 1

It's Friday...I'm drunk...let's do this thing.

Juris United (2-3) at The Magic Stick (1-4)
ESPN Gameline: Russ by 24.8

Alan here is the logo for your team.  Here is the link for the logo.

Naked Lady Justice

Use that and your team will win games.  I know it's hard to justify in your mind but if that is logo for your team, then you will be more likely to view your team and so will others.  And the mere increased frequency of you and others looking at your team will increase trade offers.  Do that.  Bring sweet sweet naked lady justice to the CKL. 

Have I mentioned this week that I like Russ's team despite it being owned by Russ.  If not, let it be noted. Russ's biggest weakness is QB with Cam "Superman" Newton (QB) continuing to disappoint.  Russ added Jordan Reed (TE) to the team this week but that is a hedge play as he remains on the bench, and the line up McCoy (RB), Moreno (RB), Larry Fita (WR), Jordy Nelson (WR), and Greg Olsen (TE) continued to delight. 

This week Santana Moss (WR) and Harrison Smith made their way to the Juris.  Moss is a bye week filler, and Harrison is Alan trying to figure out week 8. When Steven Jackson (RB) and Percy Harvin (WR) make it back to the line up in week 7 this could be a good team. However by then Alan will be 2-4 and the door will be all but shut on his season.

Mark this Northern Style match in the Stick column.  

Russ by 20



Double-O Daddy (3-2) at Barclay Bruisers (4-1)
ESPN Gameline: Paul by 24.5

Peyton Manning (QB) is playing Jacksonville. I considered going into Chad's decision to play either Amendola (WR) or Mike Williams (WR) or Andre Johnson (WR) who all have Qs. I also thought about mentioning the Chad Henne (QB) substitute play, which make senses in a really far behind way.  But in the end Peyton Manning (QB) is playing Jacksonville and Paul is going to have other people play too. 








Chad I respect the effort you have put in the team this week.  This big trade of middle weights. 

JINX traded Mike Williams, TB WR to OOD
JINX traded Daryl Washington, Ari LB to OOD
JINX traded Ronnie Hillman, Den RB to OOD
OOD traded Josh Gordon, Cle WR to JINX
OOD traded Stephen Tulloch, Det LB to JINX
OOD traded Daryl Richardson, StL RB to JINX

The Gould (K) pick up working out for you, the Tyler Eifert (TE) pickup to a lesser extent. 

It's a lot of moving and shaking but Peyton Manning is playing Jacksonville and he's going to score 70 points. 

Paul by 20. 



Voodoo Brown (2-3) at Blackpool Penguins (2-3) 
ESPN Gameline: Joe by 22

I love talking about Joe's team.  Here is a look at October on the Voodoo Roster. 

• 10-2: Kellen Winslow (TE) is added Harrison Smith (S) goes to Waivers (Smith goes on to the Alan's team)
• 10-2: David Akers (K) is added and Justin Tucker (K) who blows up for 18 points that Sunday heads to Nathan's team.
• 10-4: Zac Stacy (RB) is picked up for $5 and James Stark (RB), who moments prior was used to sweeten a trade to me, is dropped.
• 10-4: Ryan Kerrigan (LB) for $3, Aaron Dobson (WR) to waivers (still there)
• 10-5: 
• JINX traded Percy Harvin*, Sea WR to JU
• JINX traded Heath Miller, Pit TE to JU
• JU traded Ryan Mathews, SD RB to JINX
• JU traded Kyle Rudolph, Min TE to JINX
• 10-6: Kris Durham (WR) for $7, Kellen Winslow (TE) to Waivers because Winslow used performance-enhancing substance and was suspended
• 10-9 Josh Freeman (QB) for $3, Ahmad Brooks to Waivers (still there)
• 10-9: Mike Glennon (QB) for $2, Ryan Broyles to Waivers (still there)
• 10-11:
• JINX traded Mike Williams, TB WR to OOD
• JINX traded Daryl Washington, Ari LB to OOD
• JINX traded Ronnie Hillman, Den RB to OOD
• OOD traded Josh Gordon, Cle WR to JINX
• OOD traded Stephen Tulloch, Det LB to JINX
• OOD traded Daryl Richardson, StL RB to JINX
• 10-11: Von Miller (LB) who is suspended at least until week 7 for $0, and Mike Glennon (QB) back to Waivers (still there)

PS on Von Miller: Von Miller unsuccessfully attempted to corrupt the NFL's drug testing program with the help of a "star-struck" urine collector before each was caught, according to sources.

Read more: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9707976/von-miller-denver-broncos-urine-collector-tried-cheat-test

Joe you are only happy when everything is in flux. That is what you like about Fantasy Football and I get that. I love that about you and having you as part of the CKL.  But realize that it does make the case for the JINX that much harder to accept when you attempt roster every player in the NFL. 

In fact it may be time to give what you do a name, and that name is: 

Roster Whore.  

If you decide to change you team name accordingly to the Roster Whores with the Abbrev: HOLE, you can use this image as your logo.

http://www.troll.me/images/pissed-off-obama/you-smell-like-whore.jpg

So onto the game: Norris has JJ Watt (DE), Patrick Willis (LB) and now Terrell Suggs (LB) on the roster and if that means nothing to you then you hate IDPs.  However there are a lot of other concerns here:

• Jared Cook (TE) is over dude, move on, or at least find a back up. 
• Julio Jones (WR) is now an unofficial red shirt
• Tom Brady (QB) is on the bench and Geno Smith (QB) is in the line-up. 

Norris is in free-fall and the once mighty Penguins are now 10th and sinking.  I'm going to downgrade this team to a sell off status akin to Blackberry. 

Andrew Luck (QB) and Jimmy Graham (TE) that is Joe's team. One more player and he is a middle of the packer with the rest of us assholes. But 2 players are enough to kick Norris while he is down. 

Joe by 10

Jesus the Moose (3-2) at Sic Semper Tyrannis Rex (1-4) 

ESPN Gameline: Ben by 10

Ben really impressed me last week, pulling off the Sunday Miracle and winning a game that for a moment dreamed as mine. But do not dare to imagine that the troubles for the Moose are now behind, because Ben is rolling think with Qs this week again.  Calvin Johnson (WR) and Lynch (RB) are Qed up.  So that means Terrance "The Wonder" Williams may again see the field.  I refuse to write about the Frenchy (WR) or the Redskins so on to Rookie. 

Rookie is Phillip Rivers (QB), Alshon Jeffery (WR), Darren McFadden (RB) and McFadden is on bye.  If Rookie dropped the rest of his starting line-up today, maybe 3 of the 8 would be on new teams by Sunday.  And of the 3 at least 1 would be his kicker, and 1 would be an IDP.   Golden Tate is a constant game time decision substitute for Rookie.  I can just image Rookie in his living room with a finger dangled over accept as he moves Golden Shower Tate (WR) in and out of the line-up.

Don't fuck with the Jesus.

Ben by 10